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Not Your Mother's
Weenier.
Family Owned - Fast Casual - Est. 2025
Fast Casual
Family Owned
Franchise Opportunities
You Can't Beat Our Meats
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Three Brothers. One Name. THREE BROTHERS. ONE NAME. ONE DOG. HEENEY'S WEENEYS EST. 2025
Our Story

We Put Heeney in Every Weeney.

Mike, Dan, and their brother built Heeney's Weeneys around one conviction: a great hot dog is an art form that nobody is taking seriously enough.

No corporate recipes. No frozen product reheated under a lamp. All-beef franks, real buns, and toppings that earned their place. Built from scratch by a family with strong opinions about mustard and zero interest in being polite about it.

Local today. Everywhere soon.

Mike Heeney
Dan Heeney
Co-Founders
Sauces & Extras

The Condiment Bar

All sauces house-made. No squeeze bottles from a restaurant supply catalog.

Tingle in My Dingle
Sriracha kewpie mayo. Creamy, spicy, unreasonably good on everything.
Yellow Mustard
Classic. French's. Never apologize for the basics.
Whole Grain Mustard
House-made. Grainy, sharp, tangy. Belongs on everything pretzel-adjacent.
Beer Cheese
Sharp cheddar, local lager, a little heat. Comes with the pigs in a blanket. You'll ask for extra.
House Kraut
Fermented in-house. Funky, sour, alive. The way it's supposed to be.
Spicy Aioli
Garlic-forward, chili-backed. Turns the Classic into something else.
The Fine Print

House Rules.

We keep it short. We mean all of it.

It Slipped Out
Drop your dog? We will remake it at the same price. Happens to everyone. No lecture, no drama.
A portion of every remake goes to a local charity. Clumsy hands do good.
Steal the Menu
Take the menu off the wall. We notice. Pay us for it and it's yours. Price is on the back. Some things are worth owning.
Price varies. Ask your server. Non-negotiable.
My Dog's Gluten Sensitive
Gluten-free bun on any item, plus one dollar. We stock it. We don't make a thing out of it. Just tell us when you order.
Cross-contamination disclaimer applies. Ask your server.
You'll Come More Than Once
First time, you try one. Second time, you try two. Third time, you know your order before you walk in. We'll be here.
No loyalty card. Just loyalty.
No Kids Menu
Kids can order from the regular menu. The Classic is $8 and it is better than anything on a kids menu has ever been.
See the Single Mothers Menu below for the actual deal.
Pop-Up Ready
We do events. Canvas tent, costumes, full setup. Birthday parties, block parties, corporate events. If you want us there, we'll be there.
Contact us for bookings and pricing.
A Special Menu
Coming Soon

The Single Mothers Menu.

No kids menu here. Just a menu built for the person who handles everything. No judgment. No upsell. Just the whole deal, priced right, served fast.

Some nights, you deserve the biggest dog on the menu and someone else to deal with the mess. You earned it. We see you.

Not pitying you. Saluting you.

The Night Off
Biggest dog. Loaded. Fries. Drink. Zero decisions.
$14
The Babysitter's Here
Fast serve. Light. You've got two hours. Go.
$9
The No Help
Extra spicy. Extra messy. Nobody's coming to save you.
$10
The Tuesday
Plain. Reliable. No drama. Just works.
$8
The Child Support
The value combo. Priced to move. No questions asked.
$7

All items available during regular hours. No special request required. Just order it.

Where To Find Us

Coming To
Your City.

We are locking in the first location now. Drop your email and be the first to know when we open near you.

You're on the list. See you soon.

Franchise Opportunities

We are building toward everywhere. If you want to bring Heeney's Weeneys to your market, we want to talk.

Get In Touch
Get In Touch

Let's Talk.

General
info@heeneysweeneys.com
Franchise
franchise@heeneysweeneys.com
Events & Pop-Ups
events@heeneysweeneys.com
Press
press@heeneysweeneys.com

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